chessys:

u know how the moon looks so good irl but looks terrible in every pic… me but without looking good irl

imp:

i cant believe im alive and im just sitting in silence most of the time

malungkot:

when i said i was excited about a series of unfortunate events in 2017 i meant the tv show, not these increasingly alarming real life developments

rosewater1997:

me: *cuts someone toxic out of my life*

also me: *feels bad about it*

nick-avallone:

my goal in life is to be my own sugar daddy

passivites:

*gives someone so much space that i never speak to them again*

cantcontrolthegay:

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart