and I wanna cry and I wanna love

but all my tears had been used up

on another love

  • kathitus-is-not-here:

    Bongo solo!

    Leonard (going to living room): Don’t let this be Sheldon playing bongos. Please don’t let this be Sheldon playing bongos.
    Sheldon: Hello, Leonard, do you like my bongos? Bet you didn’t know that I had bongos.
    Leonard: Sheldon, it’s three o’clock in the morning.
    Sheldon: Three in the morning is a good time for bongos.
    Leonard: I was sleeping.
    Sheldon: Leonard sleeps while I play bongos.
    Leonard: No, he doesn’t.
    Sheldon: Leonard no sleep while I play bongos. Bongo solo.
    Leonard: Stop! Stop it! Stop! Stop! Stop it!
    Penny (entering): What the hell?!
    Leonard: Oh, hi, Penny, guess what? Sheldon got bongos.
    Penny: Why did you get bongos?
    Sheldon: Richard Feynman played the bongos. I thought I’d give that a try.
    Leonard: Richard Feynman was a famous physicist.
    Penny: Oh, Leonard, it’s three o’clock in the morning. I don’t care if Richard Feynman was a purple leprechaun who lived in my butt.
    Sheldon: Penny meant if he were a purple leprechaun. Penny forgot to use the subjunctive.
    Leonard: Sheldon, go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Sheldon: Maybe, maybe not. Maybe tomorrow I start a bongo band and tour the world.
    Leonard: W-w-wuh, no, no, hang on,uh, uh, roommate agreement. No hootenannies, sing-a-longs, or barbershop quartets after ten p.m.
    Sheldon: Roommate agreement? Are you kidding? We are living in a world of chaos. Roommate agreement.
    Penny: Where are you going?
    Sheldon: Wherever the music takes me, kitten. I play bongos walking down the stairs. (Sound of falling) Oh! Oh! Never play bongos walking down the stairs.

    (Source: kat-and-the-same-shit)

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